Have you read the 50 Shades trilogy? If you have not heard of it you have clear been living under a rock for the last few months. I won’t judge that harshly. So if you read it… did you like it? hate it? could not have cared less about it? could not put it down?
I fell along the lights of being indifferent to it but not being able to put the books down. For real- glued to my hands. The writing is garbage. I feel like it would be a great drinking game. For every time a ‘twitchy palm’, ‘fithy shades’ ‘Mr Grey’, ‘Mrs. Grey’ is said take a god damn drink! You would not be able to get a chapter without alcohol poisoning!!
Now that the movie rights have been secured there is a lot of talk about who will be cast in this
porn movie. Who will play Christian? Who will play Anastasia? I’ve read that Alexander Skarsgård says he was ‘born to play Christian’. Whatevers. He is 36 and looks 36 to me. Christian is 27. Nice try, stick to True Blood. If Kristen I-can’t-close-my-mouth Stewart is cast as Ana I will burn down Hollywood.
So without further adieu, my casting couch picks for Fifty Shades…
– Ethan Grey-
-Dr. Grace Trevelyan-Grey-
I hope that who ever plays these roles does a good job and has a fun time with adapting the books into a
You have not read them then I suggest you pick them up…
Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy
Fifty Shades Darker: Book Two of the fifty Shades Trilogy
Fifty Shades Freed: Book Three of the Fifty Shades Trilogy
or you can just by the 3 volume set…
Fifty Shades Trilogy: Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, Fifty Shades Freed 3-volume Boxed Set
Who do you think should play these roles?
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amanda (@fakeginger) says
So I was reading the waiting list wrong and I’m actually number 444 on the list for the first book. ahahaha! I’m buying them once I’m done with the book I’m reading – I can’t wait anymore!
yeah def need to buy them! let me know who you think of for casting!
garbage writing that you can’t put down is exactly how i described it….alex pettyfer for christian, keira knightley for ana
(i only read the first one)
alex pettyfer is in Magic Mike…. dying to see that. maybe he would be a good Christian 🙂
hilarious post. couldn’t agree more with your take on the books. (I just finished two and am onto 3!) and nice casting picks, too!
I’ve loved Matt Czuchry ever since he was on Gilmore Girls … and happy he’s on oh crap that lawyer show I can’t remember the name of lol