fifty shades of grey movie Archives

Have you read the 50 Shades trilogy? If you have not heard of it you have clear been living under a rock for the last few months. I won’t judge that harshly. So if you read it… did you like it? hate it? could not have cared less about it? could not put it down?

I fell along the lights of being indifferent to it but not being able to put the books down. For real- glued to my hands. The writing is garbage. I feel like it would be a great drinking game. For every time a ‘twitchy palm’, ‘fithy shades’ ‘Mr Grey’, ‘Mrs. Grey’ is said take a god damn drink! You would not be able to get a chapter without alcohol poisoning!!

Now that the movie rights have been secured there is a lot of talk about who will be cast in this ~~porn~~ movie. Who will play Christian? Who will play Anastasia? I’ve read that Alexander Skarsgård says he was ‘born to play Christian’. Whatevers. He is 36 and looks 36 to me. Christian is 27. Nice try, stick to True Blood. If Kristen I-can’t-close-my-mouth Stewart is cast as Ana I will burn down Hollywood.

So without further adieu, my casting couch picks for Fifty Shades…